Extraterrestrial Entertainer Mugs

Alien

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Area 51: The Inside Story

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UFO and snowman

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant