Interplanetary Athlete Gifts

Football planet.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

High-gravity baseball

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

Newborn Cosmonaut

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Could you help me with this?"

First humans on Mars

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

First space criminal investigation

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

'This is a very important mission. We've traveled 500 Light years to create crop circles on Earth.'

"Let's skip Earth - they have crappy Wi-Fi."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...