Extraterrestrial Athlete Gifts

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Football Spaceship

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Hair Crop Circle

High-gravity baseball

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Elevator Music

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'