Interstellar Musician Gifts

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Boptimism

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

How Glaciations Begin

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

An amplified harp

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Double bass in space

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Alien Painting Moon

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Alpha Centauri

Wind Warning on the moon.

Planet is a target.

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"B*****d!"

Space Orchestra

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.