Interstellar Tunesmith Gifts

Double bass in space

Baby Piano

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

How Glaciations Begin

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Computer Music

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Musical Prodigy

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Bass Clef

"B*****d!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

Alpha Centauri

Planet is a target.

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Space Orchestra

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"