Interplanetary Communicators Mugs

Universe Challenge

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'A bathroom!!'

Cheerleaders from another planet

"Is there anybody there?"

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'What's the area code up here?'

First humans on Mars

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'Hi, Mom!'

'OMG!'

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

Message in a bottle.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'It's For You.'

Cellist on Mars

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