Interstellar Message Sender Mugs

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

How Glaciations Begin

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Universe Challenge

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'A bathroom!!'

Bassoon musical instrument.

'What's the area code up here?'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'OMG!'

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

Message in a bottle.

'Hi, Mom!'

'It's For You.'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Message in a bottle.

"May I tell you that you have lovely eyes or would that be sexist?"

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."