Interstellar Message Sender Prints

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

How Glaciations Begin

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

Universe Challenge

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'A bathroom!!'

For several years, intelligent beings from outer space have been circling earth. They've tried to make contact but haven't been able to get through corporate phone trees, bad cell reception, clogged voicemail boxes, but, after years of cold-calling numbers, a breakthrough! Hello, thank you for calling. Hello! This is Zork. Hello Zork. How may I help you? I am from another galaxy. I'm making first contact. Wonderful. Wherever you're from, we can work with you. Let's start with your zip code. My z

'What's the area code up here?'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Bassoon musical instrument.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Message in a bottle.

'Hi, Mom!'

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'OMG!'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'It's For You.'

Message in a bottle.

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."