Cloud Whisperer Gifts

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

Types of clouds: A guide.

'Your momma was a tropical depression.'

Angels Blowing Cloud Bubbles.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

A man and a cloud fishing

Brain cloud

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Mother's Love

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Wind Energy

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'