Cyber Whisperer Gifts

Small Business Advisor - Malicious Attack Against Computers.

"Why would they say that about me?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

WWW.World.com

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

Rudy, you bought me a high-definition camcorder. You shouldn't have. Is that you shouldn't have as in: It's just too thoughtful? Or, simply: You shouldn't have 'cause this gift stinks? I'm really blown away. Clarify!