Code Whisperer Gifts

Computer Expert

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'I program, therefore I am,,,,'

It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks! (Published previously on August 2, 2010).

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

Exit Code

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Pandora's box.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Duplass Brothers

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"