Code Whisperer Pillows

Computer Expert

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'I program, therefore I am,,,,'

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

Exit Code

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Now all we need is a good script."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Duplass Brothers

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."