Password Whisperer Pillows

"Shhh...I'm trying to memorize this OTP."

"Our daughter is so smart that she has all her passwords memorized."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Computer Expert

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

Quiz Night...

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Cellular Plan

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."