Pc Whisperer Pillows

Fixing the Computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

WWW.World.com

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Cellular Plan

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Plug Me In Stupid

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."