Click Whisperer Gifts

Try that again and click nicely this time.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Quiz Night...

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Computer help.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

WWW.World.com

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Cellular Plan

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.