Cloud Communicator Pillows

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

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Orator translates in many languages.

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"We don't communicate any more..."

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

No one said anything about blogging …

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

Employee Questions.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"Donald, you’re in the C-suite now. No more smiley faces or exclamation points."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

'Could you read it back to yourself? -- I hate to get into sloppy speech habits.'

'Hi, Mom!'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

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