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"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

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The Modern Novel.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Woman on the phone.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

Communication

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Cyber Fight

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"We don't communicate any more..."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

"IRL sucks."

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Computer Dating

'Everything's heavenly! How about you?'

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'