Online Communicators Gifts

'Peel is scratching himself.' - *share* - 'Ahhh!' - *like* - 'You like this.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Technology and Love

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Zoom Wedding

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Communication

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

We met online.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Social Notworking