Online Communicators Gifts

'Peel is scratching himself.' - *share* - 'Ahhh!' - *like* - 'You like this.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

Moses on the web

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Technology and Love

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Zoom Wedding

Communication

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

We met online.

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'