Digital Interaction Prints

Text Culture

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

WiFi Signals

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”