Digital Interaction Mugs

Text Culture

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Will like AND comment on every on of your Facebook posts, for food.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

Bird Tweet.

"Textin’"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!