Interactive Experiences Pillows

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Hidden Facebook Features

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"Face book suggests we be friends."

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

If they replace one more man with a computer, I'm leaving!

'Maybe we could do something INTERACTIVE tonight?'

Slant On Art

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

The Participatory Blues

'I don't mind taling during sex, but must you chat on-line?'

"Think of a number, any number."

Estate Agent - '...And the area boasts a thriving on-line community.'

"How about we merge our own personal bubbles into one great big balloon!"