Interactive Entertainment Pillows

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

Kick! Go for it!

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

A man playing with a baby

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

Murder Mystery Pop-Up Book

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

'Maybe we could do something INTERACTIVE tonight?'

Slant On Art

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

The Participatory Blues

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'

'Stuff falling out of the closet, old pizza turning green, dust bunnies blowing around...my room isn't messy, mom, it's interactive!'

"Wake up! It's nearly 3am!"