Interactive Gaming Pillows

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You've got computer-breath."

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Internet Cafe.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Kick! Go for it!

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

A frat party at an online university

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

A man playing with a baby

"Come home when the internet's back on."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."