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'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You've got computer-breath."

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Internet Cafe.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

A frat party at an online university

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

A man playing with a baby

"Come home when the internet's back on."