Interactive Tv T-Shirts

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Tree house.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

The Plasmas.

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Hair Style Menu

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'