Interactive Tv Gifts

Kick! Go for it!

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

The Plasmas.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Hair Style Menu

Kim Novak caricature

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'