Interactive Media Gifts

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

Hate Platforms

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Cord cutter

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."