Interactive Tv Enthusiast Gifts

Hamlet on interactive TV.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Child hooking into a television

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."