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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

We learn by doing

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Football Royalty

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Memories/New Experiences

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

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"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

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Sparkling Waterbed.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Modern Presents

"You. You. And you."

Egalitarianism in India

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

I thought about buying a parachute, but I realized it's experiences that are important, not things.

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Slant On Art

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"I love this town!"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'