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Club Heaven.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

We learn by doing

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Football Royalty

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Memories/New Experiences

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

Members only.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Modern Presents

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"You. You. And you."

Reserved

Egalitarianism in India

Slant On Art

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"I love this town!"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I'm glad my doctor is old. He understands my ailments because he has them."

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'