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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Out To Lurch

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"WHEEEE!"

'He never has an energy crisis.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

The party, after you left

Christmas Fatigue.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Motorbike

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

"Thailand is very beautiful! Don't you think dear?"

Snowboard crossing.