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'Somewhere where the mosquitos bite only the working classes.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

100k Desert Crawl

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Bad luck

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

Fishing traps.

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Very best ATM's.

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

Mountaineers milk.

'You got haberdashed!'

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

Couples Riding an Elephant

Introvert Career Faire.

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."