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Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

'Violation: car too ugly.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

La Table

Bubbly

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I love this time of day."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Things I love about Powell River...

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Day Dreamer.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Get me public relations!'

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Rating the Sunset

Home Sweet Second Home.

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