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The day Elton arrived, the rolled out the red carpet. But not for him.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

New Age Store.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Ornithologist

"Well, now we've seen it."

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

Football Royalty

'Go to Daddy!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Pearly Gates Queue

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.