Royalty Chaser T-Shirts

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

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'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Careerist

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"God must have been very pleased."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

Too Big to Fail...and not get a huge bonus.

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"