Royalty Chaser T-Shirts

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

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Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Careerist

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"God must have been very pleased."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Harvard Waiting List

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"Apparently he took it all with him."

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"