Romantic View Chaser T-Shirts

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Letter writing lady.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

"Well, now we've seen it."

Tango

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Boy you light my fire!'

Computer Romance

Romance

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...