Love And Laughter Chaser T-Shirts

'I was warned about online dating.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

When clowns are hunting.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Happiness

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

'What luck!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."