Love And Laughter Chaser Gifts

'I was warned about online dating.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Skis.

'The sty is falling!!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Happiness

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'What luck!'

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'Mary, please clear my schedule for today. Something's come up.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.