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"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'It's the REAL thing this time-a Lottery winner!'

A man throws darts at a heart.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

The star hunters

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

The Snooze Bar.

An early space launch attempt.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'