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I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Ladies

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Your future looks charming.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Letter writing lady.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Hollywood or bust!

Tango

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."