Glamour Chasers Gifts

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Ladies

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Letter writing lady.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Hollywood or bust!

Tango

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Fred Astaire

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."