Glamour Seekers T-Shirts

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Just remember that there is a fine line between show dog and show off.'

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Ladies

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Speed Dating.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Wishing Well

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Your future looks charming.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'