Glamour Lover T-Shirts

"Did I ever tell you what happened to a friend of mine once?"

"Would you mind stepping aside? This is for Vogue."

Martina Klein

"All done - now I can go out..."

Paris Hilton

Miss Advertising.

Ines Sastre

Rachel Hilbert caricature

Barbra Streisand

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

The rock caricature

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Ladies

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."