Romantic View Chaser Mugs

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Sitting in a tree

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Letter writing lady.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Tango

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"Well, now we've seen it."

How oysters get engaged.

Funnel of Love.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Perfect Match

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Romance

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'Boy you light my fire!'