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"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Let's Celebrate

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Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Counting my Bonus...

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"I got a job!"

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

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"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

Man chasing money

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'