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"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

Entering Big Bucks County

'You will spend your life investing money and getting rich...then you will lose your marbles, and give it all away.'

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

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A fight in the Boardroom.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Gloat

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Counting my Bonus...

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business Partners' vows

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'