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"So long, Bill. This is my club. You can't come in."

La Table

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

Elephant Upgrade

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

'I've invented copyright.'

Conformity

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Independence Day.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'If there is an unlimited supply of something, it tends to be under appreciated. Perhaps one advantage of mortality is that it makes our time finite and, therefore, gives it value. . . Hey! I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."

Free at last

"So what did you do before you were married?"

"First, please take your resume out of its 24 carat gold picture frame."

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"You. You. And you."

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'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

'I knew it was going to cost me when I saw the Mahogany tongue depressor.'

Dinosaur Extinction, If your name's not down...

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Do you have a reservation?"

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."

"No, this bus doesn't have a 'business class.'"

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster