"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."
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La Table
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
Girl in Yellow Jumper
"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."
James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.
Couple
Boys Cooking
"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"
PRIDE!
Non discrimination to Vampires
'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'
Two by two.
Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).
"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."
Love is Love
Blind Cyclist
Pope Francis
Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!
"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."
"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"
Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.
Members only.
I shall now unveil my first great experiment in exploitative capitalism. Oh joy. Institute for Capitalist Exploitation. Beneath this sheet is an extraordinary creation. I give you … The new cafe exclusive VIP premier executive best customer reward card. Available to anyone who pays $9.95 a month for membership. Fine print: Includes no benefits.
My latest invention is genius. It's an affinity card for our best customers. That's not a new idea. Airlines, rental car agencies, hotels … They all have loyalty programs where you can earn discounts and special treatment. Spare me. Ours has a way better name: The Cafe Exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program. And we don't trouble customers with confusing discounts and benefits. All hail the VIP premier cheapskate.
This club is for members only
Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.
'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'
LGBT+ Families
Tatooist tattooing onto mans bone via X ray machine
"You. You. And you."
"Hey Babe, you're different"
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