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"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

La Table

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cardiac Recovery.

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue