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"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Cat Nip.

La Table

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

Cardiac Recovery.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'