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"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

La Table

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Let's Celebrate

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jumping Man

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

With Compliments

Westminster: The after-party

Party Time!

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

Final Exams Tip

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Footballers do this when they score"

Wine Party

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."