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"Your request to join is being reviewed by the group moderator!"

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

La Table

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Members only.

'It's not for sale.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

This club is for members only

Cricket Prospects.

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"Do you have a reservation?"

"It costs how much to join?"

"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."

"I don't like the look of that new member."

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'